Put Him to Sleep Teddy Roosevelt Tee front view, invisible mannequin on white background

Put Him to Sleep Teddy Roosevelt Tee

Dark Chocolate / S
$24.99
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Put Him to Sleep Teddy Roosevelt Tee front view, invisible mannequin on white background

Put Him to Sleep Teddy Roosevelt Tee

$24.99
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Fit & Sizing

Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit. Chest and length for every shirt are in our Size Guide.

Fabric & Care

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton: midweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), 100% cotton in solid colors, classic fit. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, and don't iron the print.

Shipping

Free U.S. shipping on every order. Made to order and shipped with tracking within the US, usually in about 4–12 business days. Shipping Policy

Free 30-Day Returns

Get a refund or a free size swap within 30 days of delivery. No need to send it back. Refund & Returns Policy

Don't hit a man if you can avoid it. But if you must hit him, put him to sleep.

The fuller version, as the Theodore Roosevelt Association records it from 1899: "Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep." Roosevelt made the same point in his Autobiography: "Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly." In the Autobiography he was talking about politics, not bar fights. The rule holds either way. Restraint first, and a lot of it. Then, if a fight can't be avoided, no half-measures.

For men who keep the peace as long as it can be kept, and everyone knows why. Plain print, Roosevelt's own words. Part of our Bull Moose collection.

Specs

  • Blank: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, midweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Fabric: 100% cotton (Dark Chocolate, Charcoal, Maroon, Navy, Black, Military Green); Sport Grey is 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Fit: classic unisex fit, true to size for most men. Sizes S–5XL. See the Size Guide.
  • Build: seamless tubular body, rib collar, taped neck and shoulders
  • Print: printed to order, direct-to-garment (DTG)
  • Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print
  • Origin: imported blank, printed to order in the USA

Printed to order and shipped with tracking to all 50 states and D.C. Free 30-day returns, and no shipping it back. See the return policy.

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